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I have a very difficult life--you wouldn't believe how much work it takes to merely plan how to take over the world! And that's *just* taking over the world. My ambitions don't stop anywhere near there.

So, anyway. Every now and then even I tire of this incessant scheming and need a place to kick back and relax. Hence this account.

Also, don't be shy to contact me. I know whenever I randomly stumble upon somebody's profile that's filled with all the right buzzwords that I'm too nervous to send them a message and say "Hey! We are interested in teh same thigns. Lez be friends, K? Good." But I really should stop being such a pansy and do it.

So, now that I've gone out of my way to reassure you, you have no excuse!